LifeAfterDx--Diabetes Uncensored

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Hi! I’m William “Lee” Dubois (called either Wil or Lee, depending what part of the internet you’re on). I’m a diabetes columnist and the author of four books about diabetes that have collectively won 16 national and international book awards. (Hey, if you can’t brag about yourself on your own blog, where can you??) I have the great good fortune to pen the edgy Dear Abby-style advice column every Saturday at Diabetes Mine; write the Diabetes Simplified column for dLife; and am one of the ShareCare diabetes experts. My work also appears in Diabetic Living and Diabetes Self-Management magazines. In addition to writing, I’ve spent the last half-dozen years running the diabetes education program for a rural non-profit clinic in the mountains of New Mexico. Don’t worry, I’ll get some rest after the cure. LifeAfterDx is my personal home base, where I get to say what and how I feel about diabetes and… you know… life, free from the red pens of editors (all of whom I adore, of course!).

Friday, November 27, 2009

In defense of the f-word

So I’ve been getting a lot of flak about my language recently. Not about my in-person language, which could be a lot better. And not about my language in my blog, where cursing seems more socially acceptable; but in my books. Well, specifically in one book: The Born-Again Diabetic.

The fact that I dared to use the f-word in a hard-cover book has ruffled a lot of feathers. Apparently, in some circles, this is regarded as a mortal sin. In fact, one entire department of the University of New Mexico has banned my book because of its use of “problematic language.” This is balanced by a more enlightened department who uses it as a textbook for the class “Perspectives in Diabetes,” where I’m told it gets rave reviews from the students.

Ironically, all of this fuss about my use of the f-word might lead you to believe that I’ve used it on every page, like some sort of drunk late night comedian or a radio shock-jock. So here is the trivia question: does anyone know how many times the f-word is used in The Born-again Diabetic?

Four times. Yep. All this fuss over fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Who would have thought that the use of 16 letters in a book of over 50,000 words would cause such a crisis? (Well, OK, it also appears in the glossary once, and twice more when quoting someone else; but I only used it in the text four times.)

Let us look at this logically, clinically. Who swears? Sailors. Soldiers. Lumberjacks. What do they have in common? They are bands of people who face danger together. Is it any surprise that diabetics, especially Type-1s, would also talk like soldiers? Diabetes is trench warfare--dirty, gritty, hand-to-hand combat. People who do not live and suffer with it will never understand it.

So this swearing is all good and fine when chatting with our fellow fighters, and on the wild-and-wooly internet. But why swear in a hard cover book? Do my critics think that I am really that careless of a writer? Now that does insult me! In person, and on my blog, I may be careless in my choice of words. But this is not true of my book writing. Each and every word is carefully chosen and carefully placed, for either strategic or tactical reasons. And that includes my four uses of the f-word. Re-read the book. Or if you have never read it because you are afraid that 16 letters will corrupt your mind, I urge you to read me before you judge me. I believe it was Mozart who said “I am a vulgar man, but I assure you, my music is not!” I did not use the f-word for no reason. Every where it appears there is a good reason for it to be there.

Carefully used profanity accomplishes three things in The Born-Again Diabetic: it gives the book instant creditability with patients who are sick of people in neatly pressed white coats telling them how to live; it sets the work apart from academic and medical texts; and lastly it gives non-diabetic readers a taste of our world. I use swearing in my book writing like a surgeon uses a scalpel. I was very conscious, very aware, of each and every cut.

Never once did I use the f-word lightly. I knew what I was doing. It is a vulgar word, but a powerful one that packs a heavy punch when used correctly, and, more importantly, when used lightly.

The punch I delivered with a mere four words out of 50,000 proves the point.


Blogger Crystal said...

I recall where the f-word was used. Well placed my friend, well placed.

As to those whose feathers were ruffled.....well, yeah. F**k them. ;-)

A fellow T1 Solider

8:45 AM  
Blogger k2 said...

F^ck them ! Life with diabetes requires well placed use of the said 'F-word" from time to time.
I take it that those who find fault with your descriptive use of the adjective have never dealt with living live with the diabetes 24 X7.

24 hours in our shoes would certainly have them singing a more colorful tune!
Kelly K

11:19 AM  
Blogger Val said...

I echo applying the f-word to any who complain about its usage in your book. I really enjoyed your writing - my particular favorite line was talking about CGM predictive alarms "in case you have your head up your a$$" or something to that effect.... as a fellow T1 I think the language adds a lot of street cred!

BTW, it's really impressive that you are not just a published author, but a published and banned author...

12:05 PM  
Blogger Scott K. Johnson said...

I agree - a published and BANNED author carries a lot of credibility!

I loved your paragraph in this post that talks about diabetes being trench warfare. Loved it!

7:48 PM  
Blogger Dianna said...

You make is sound like all diabetics should or do use profanity to express the awful reality of their issues, and that just isn't so. I think maybe that the reason people and organizations might be complaining about your use of the f word is because historically that word is associated with uneducated people. Unfortunately, that is not true anymore. When I went back to college in the 90s as a young mother I was appalled at the frequent use of the f word by the young students around me. It made me realize that the use of the f word has nothing to do with a lack of education. It has everything to do with someone selling themselves short in the vocabulary department and settling for an "easy" way to shock an audience. Truly, there are better words to describe the insidious scars, wounds, and battle stance a diabetic carries.

4:58 AM  
Blogger beekay said...

"Diabetes is trench warfare--dirty, gritty, hand-to-hand combat. People who do not live and suffer with it will never understand it."
Totally agree. Never underestimate the fear factor in the life of even the most confident-looking diabetic.

2:52 AM  

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