An unexpected reimbursement
Well, that’s nice.
But those hot Russian babes that were dying to meet me didn’t work out too well.
And not that I tried it, but some guy told me his penis is the same size.
And a lady I knew got burned in a shady deal with the ex-finance minister of a small African nation.
So you gotta be careful on the internet. Yep, your computer really needs a virtual condom.
But the sender was one of my D-kinfolk, so I went ahead and opened it, and this is what I saw:
Thanks, Bernard. I think this is the nicest, most unexpected, most wonderful gift I ever received.