To-do list

Using my sexy new Fisher Space Pen (with medical caduceus laser engraved into the barrel) I was able to scratch another of the WHO’s top ten off my list. A bold black line through the word “Italy.”

Taming the Tiger: Your first year with Diabetes was translated into Spanish in 2009.

A German language version is in the works.

Now I’ve hooked up with a translator for Italian. Hoo-raw!

Next on the hit list:

Hindi, the Official language of India. Maybe I need Bengali too?

Japanese.

Chinese.

Russian.

Come on people. I’ll bet I’ve got readers who can speak and write all of these languages. Don’t be shy.

Don’t force me to buy the following classified ad:

Wanted: Diabetics or Persons with Diabetes fluent in Hindi, Japanese, Chinese, Russian, or any other language on the planet for diabetes education translation project. No pay. Lots of glory. Satisfaction of doing the right thing for your fellow humans. Great working environment (your home). Short job, only 6,000 words. Word-for-word translation not needed, I’m seeking people who can translate spirit and intent. Contact Wil at LifeAfterDx. Sorry, the English, Spanish, German, and Italian positions have already been filled.